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KANE
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First, disconnect your home alarm system and de-register from the Neighborhood Watch.
Second, get two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies will watch YOUR house 24/7.
You'll never feel safer- and you'll save $49.95 a month!
Second, get two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies will watch YOUR house 24/7.
You'll never feel safer- and you'll save $49.95 a month!