If you don't like waxing, you can always pay a professional detailer to do it for you. I don't know where in Texas you live, but I'm in Dallas, and my mother paid (I believe) $600 in 2002 to have both her car as well as my car professionally polished. Off the top of my head, I can't remember the type of polish, I believe it was some sort of Acrylic Refinish or something. The guy who does it, works at Love Field detailing the airplanes and jets there and does cars (particularly Corvettes--We met him at Frank Parra Chevy, who was known for being a big Corvette dealer in Texas) as a hobby/side-job.
~$300 a car sounds steep, but the shine lasts a really long time on a "garage queen." My mother's car has never been waxed and has only had this one single $300 job done to it since new (a 2002 model), and it still washes and dries without waterspots and the paint is just as glossy as ever.
On my car, however, the shine and ease of cleaning only lasted a little over 2 years. My car wasn't garaged at the time until we moved and mine is a '95. I now just use Mother's car wax on it. It smells like cherries, is easy to put on, and easy to take off. Does a decent job.
You should probably listen to Zane Oliver though. He's a pro and should know what he's talking about.