I have now adopted a "Relax and Cruise" Philosophy. Let's see how long it lasts?
Wednesday morning I was cruising to work about 9:30 am....down the GB Tollway in north Dallas....traffic finally let up enough past the last tollbooth before I75 that I could open it up and get away from folks....everybody is over in the right two lanes to exit on Central and I'm 3 lanes away in the left all alone doing 130. Yeah, I know, not too smart...but I was just cruising a nice straight, smooth, stretch of open road....when I notice another car coming up behind me. I start backing off just as the lights come on. Now, my radar detector never went off so he will have to estimate, but I know I'm f*&^$d. He get's out, big guy with burr haircut. Marshall. He asks "In a hurry?". I reply, "Well, just got out of traffic and trying to make a little time." He says " 110 is a bit much, don't you think?" Whew. He takes my license, looks at my insurance, and tells me to sit tight for a bit. So, I'm thinking, this will be expensive. Great, I haven't had a ticket in years. I don't need this. Dumbass me, what was I thinking? Hey, can't I go to jail for this? Oh Jesus, please don't arrest me...about 5 minutes later (he was on a cell phone) he walks back to the car and explains his all encompasing authority as a Marshall, and that speeds in excess of 100 mph are an arrestable offense. He called a DPS Trooper to make the arrest, but the Trooper was busy and said to hold me for 40 minutes. Well, the Marshall was on his way to another call when he stopped me and can't wait. "Count your blessings son, this is your lucky day" as he handed me back my license. He told me that DPS has my license and plate, and if I get pulled over again for excessive speed they will arrest me for that and this incident with him as a witness. "Slow down" as he walked away...I thanked him....and God...and Jesus...and my lucky stars....
Hence, my new driving philosophy of just relaxing and cruising, and no more stupid s#!* in town.