
This was a lot of fun to read. I have some first hand experience with the operation of these devices.
I will offer my .02 cents in the hopes of saving some of us some money. I understand that not everyone will agree with what i have to say, and in that case this is not intended for you.
Radar detectors do work and the best I have seen is the V1. These (most quality detectors) work against radar units, and even against what people refer to as "instant on". You just have to understand what the detector is telling you and hope that people are ahead of you when your detector bounces.
Laser's

ad, almost nothing will save you. There is NO:nono delay the little red dot travels at the speed of light. Once your detector alerts you that you have been tagged, you are it!!! I say almost nothing becuase there are some license plate covers which can disperse the laser which may give you a split second to slow down. These are the same plate covers which prevent photo identification of the plates. However in many states such as Illinois these plates are illegal, and the SOS is requesting Law enforcement adopt zero tolerance for the plate covers and write the citations ($75) for the cover. Also most cops are trained to aim the little red dot high on the front (or back) of the car and not at the plate.
Jammer's I am yet to see one that works. I have seen the You Tube and other videos that show them working. I have friends that have had them and we tried them. I have used them on 10 year old Gensis II select units, Decatur GVP- hand held, or the latest Stalker DSR and I don't know what they are jaming but its not any of these units.
The best radar / laser detector is actually traffic around you if it is available. Watch the brake lights ahead of you, if they are braking ahead of you, be very alert. Don't be the pace car in taffic, don't be last, and don't be the most aggressive.
Tips if you get stopped.
1. Don't ask why did you pull me over? The cop will tell you why, and you probably already know why.
2. Have your documents ready, and don't tell him he has to tell you why you were stopped before you hand them to him.
3. If the cop asks if you know why you were pulled over (if it was for speeding) a good answer would be. Ya I think I was speeding, I was not looking at the speedometer. Don't admit to how fast, but don't lie because most cops will respect an honest answer. Many cops are so thrilled when they are not lied to that you could catch a warning.
4. Do not ask to see the radar / laser. The US Supreem court ruled that not only are you not entitled to see the radar, but the officer based on his training and experience can issue a speding citation on his visual estimation that you are exceeding the speed limit.
5. Be kool and respectful, there are so many bad attitudes that it is easy to get off with a warning if you extend a little respect.
I hope this helps some people not waste money, and this is just MHO.
PS. If you are going with an electronic countermeasure, concealment will help. The radar detector in the front windshield does not give a good first impression.
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