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Reminds of me of the two Military Intelligence officers who were late for a very important meeting at the Pentagon. They parked the rental car and jumped out, locked the doors, and then relaized they had left the keys in the ignition. Knowing that they had to take the General to lunch and not wanting to look stupid they decided they had better somehow get the doors open and retrieve the keys. The first one said they should look around the parking lot for a piece of wire to try and push between the weatherstrip and unlock the inside door lock mechanism. The second said that he thought this was a bad idea cause if one of the MP's saw them they may mistake them for someone trying to steal the car and they should be more discreet. Then the first guy produced a pocket knife and said maybe he could work it in between the window glass and weatherstrip and pull up the lock knob. The second one said this would ruin the rubber and the rental car agency would charge them for it. The first one replied;
"Well we better do something quick as it is starting to rain and the TOP is down!!!"
Stupid joke but probably true. Hope you finally got it opened.
Randy
"Well we better do something quick as it is starting to rain and the TOP is down!!!"
Stupid joke but probably true. Hope you finally got it opened.
Randy




