From the Definitive List of Auto Acronyms...
FORD
Don't Ride On Firestones (backwards)
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
F**ked On Race Day
F**ked Or Rarely Driven
F**ked On Raw Deal
F**ked Over Rebuilt Datsun
F**ked Over Rebuilt Diahatsu
F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Farmers Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fastest On Race Day
Fastest On Road Device
Fastest On Road, Dip!
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Fifteith On Race Day
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Finally Our Racing Dream
Financing Only Rusty Dump
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Roads & Driveways
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
First Out Race Day
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Flip Over, Read Directions
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flying On Ragged Dreams
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Off Road Domination
For Old Racecar Drivers
For Only Redneck Drivers
For Only Retarded Drivers
Force Of Rapid Departure
Forced to Order Rubber Drivetrain
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Forgotten On Race Day
Fork Over Remaining Dough
Fork Over Repair Dough
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Or Reverse Denied
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Found One Running, Drive!
Found On Red Dumpster
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Found On Road Dead
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Rockville Dump
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Russian Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Four Old, Rattly Doors
Four Old, Rusted Doors
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fourth On Race Day
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
Freakin' Old Retarded Driver
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Off Road Deaths
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Full Of Roaring Drunks
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving
Funding Our Retirement Daily (mechanic`s point of view)
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
