joelgjoel
Active member
My wife and I (early 60's) just purchased a 2002 Torch Red convertible and love it. She wrote this.
My husband is having an affair. I must admit that she and I get along quite well. Her name is Scarlett and when she takes her top off, she attracts an awful lot of attention. I now understand what he sees in her. She gives him a thrill I could never hope to, and I guess she will be part of our lives for a very, very long time.
You see, Scarlett is my husband’s red corvette convertible. There isn’t a woman made that can turn heads faster than she, and when her engine comes to life, I see the excitement in his eyes, probably an excitement that hasn’t been there since his hormones kicked in 45 years ago. I guess you could call it a match made in heaven. He found her on the internet, at Ed Morse Sawgrass. It was love at first sight. He ran his hands lovingly over her slick body and all logic jumped out the window. He was hooked.
I would like to thank all the folks at Ed Morse for this matchmaking event and for bringing back the sparkle to this 61 year old man.
Ladies, forget the Viagra, get a Vette and hang on for the ride of your life.
Pick yourself up a new corvette. Life will never be the same.
My husband is having an affair. I must admit that she and I get along quite well. Her name is Scarlett and when she takes her top off, she attracts an awful lot of attention. I now understand what he sees in her. She gives him a thrill I could never hope to, and I guess she will be part of our lives for a very, very long time.
You see, Scarlett is my husband’s red corvette convertible. There isn’t a woman made that can turn heads faster than she, and when her engine comes to life, I see the excitement in his eyes, probably an excitement that hasn’t been there since his hormones kicked in 45 years ago. I guess you could call it a match made in heaven. He found her on the internet, at Ed Morse Sawgrass. It was love at first sight. He ran his hands lovingly over her slick body and all logic jumped out the window. He was hooked.
I would like to thank all the folks at Ed Morse for this matchmaking event and for bringing back the sparkle to this 61 year old man.
Ladies, forget the Viagra, get a Vette and hang on for the ride of your life.
Pick yourself up a new corvette. Life will never be the same.
She (your wife) is a Real Keeper 
otfl My wife told me if I spent one more night in the garage working on that CORVETTE shed leave me. God I miss her
I believe I would hang on the both of the ladies in your life, if I were you
