I Got Pee Teed On

[tlong]

It seems the idiots have rolled out on the road with the beautiful weather. I read about other's encounters with these fools and think "oh just don't let it bother you."

There I was in the left lane on the two lane expressway doing normal 75 mph. Passed the PT Cruiser. Now they are not known for any performance, and are a facsimile of a hot rod. I guess the guy had it in for C4's because here he comes like I gestured to him or something.

The SOB nearly clipped my front end swerving in front, hit the brakes and then peed on me! Yes he marked his territory with the windshield washer all over my car. I felt so violated and cheap.

What has happened out there? I guess our parents were cussing the young thugs in the real hot rod days. But a PT Cruiser? You wannabe. The story ends with no revenge except a 100 mph fly-by and a one finger salute to the backward hat wearing punk in his mama's ride.That got to me a little but it's part of driving a Vette I guess. Just please keep your automotive fluids to yourself.

 

[MagikDraggin]

I wonder if we can take advantage of that "terrorist law" that Bush inacted shortly after the 9/11 incident and have them arrested and put away in Guantanamo Bay indefinitely as potential terrorists?

It's just a thought.

 

[vettedoc]

As a board certified Urologist I can tell you that this young punk has a medical problem. Please refer to him to his local Kidney specialist.


Doc :L

 

[RedRagTop]

That's a brave move indeed in the land of the glove-box magnum.
Today's youth, the rappers have ruined them all....

 

[Corvette-Pilot]

Better get tested for VD,

Not safe to exchange those fluids these days

 

[corvetterider84]

Better get tested for VD,

Not safe to exchange those fluids these days

VD?:confused

 

[1Bad86]

Is it just because of envy or what? I can just be cruisin mindin my own bidness and all of a sudden guys from 16 to 60, in vehicles from Z71 pickups to Toyota(fart Pipe) Corollas think that I want to race. It's really pretty funny, because 99&9/10ths% of them aren't worth the gas it would take to teach them a 0-60 5 second lesson. Oh well, I just :L and go on my way.

 

[Robertwav1]

Yeah...What's up with that? Everybody want's to race. Is it the aggressive look of the corvette that says "wanna race?" The Peed on....then the 100MPH fly by was really funny! :L

 

[tlong]

Surreal PT Attraction

You guys are going to think I am making this up but I got PT'd again today! Approaching the toll booth at 45 mph in the left lane next to the cruise-card lanes digging for the quarters enjoying the ride. A vehicle literally cuts me off and smokes the brakes in front of me. All I see is the dreaded Chrysler wings and fishtailing bumper!

Nearly sideswiped by the beeotch. Of course after the previous incident involving this species I am struck by the odds of this happening again, and long for the protective garage cocoon. Has the Cruiser become my personal nemesis? Am I to smoke rubber next to soccer moms? God help me.

 

[1Bad86]

Wow, that is unimaginable! I'll never be able to look at those glorified Neons in the same way ever again. Around here anyway those things are thicker than maggots on roadkill.

 

[garycr14]

You guys are going to think I am making this up but I got PT'd again today! Approaching the toll booth at 45 mph in the left lane next to the cruise-card lanes digging for the quarters enjoying the ride. A vehicle literally cuts me off and smokes the brakes in front of me. All I see is the dreaded Chrysler wings and fishtailing bumper!

Nearly sideswiped by the beeotch. Of course after the previous incident involving this species I am struck by the odds of this happening again, and long for the protective garage cocoon. Has the Cruiser become my personal nemesis? Am I to smoke rubber next to soccer moms? God help me.

I might suggest staying away from the dude's girlfriend!

 

[oldace84]

Murphys Law!

tony

 

[tlong]

Glad to report no more Chrysler incidents lately. After 2 in a row I may be OK for life. While here I'd like to share a little story that occurred this weekend returning from the Ga coast on I-16.

You get a good view from the Expedition pilot seat. I noticed a late 70's shark approaching in the fast lane, t-tops removed. It was a fellow sporting a most beautiful passenger in beach garb (small bikini) that had the look that causes a pang in the gut. She sported that little smile of confidence that's sooo sexy. He knew why I sped up a little pulling a boat. Just admiring the accessory package.

It struck me as a wonderful American Icon of motoring. A boy and his toys....

 

[Edmond]

It was a fellow sporting a most beautiful passenger in beach garb (small bikini) that had the look that causes a pang in the gut.

I think you're referring to the wrong region there tlong! :L

 

[garycr14]

You get a good view from the Expedition pilot seat. I noticed a late 70's shark approaching in the fast lane, t-tops removed. It was a fellow sporting a most beautiful passenger in beach garb (small bikini) that had the look that causes a pang in the gut. She sported that little smile of confidence that's sooo sexy. He knew why I sped up a little pulling a boat. Just admiring the accessory package.

Just the kind of activity that I suspect got you in trouble the first two times!

 

[Moonunit 451]

Just the kind of activity that I suspect got you in trouble the first two times!

:L

 

[unknown1]

Gotta have fun

We all look or there is something WAY wrong! I know I do,no matter what I'am operating!

 

[G WIZ]

The SOB nearly clipped my front end swerving in front, hit the brakes and then peed on me! Yes he marked his territory with the windshield washer all over my car. I felt so violated and cheap.

That was a flagrant foul on the part!! Your exercise in road domination with the 100 MPH "fly by" was childish and uncalled for. But, I like it.... Exactly what I would have done. My hat is off to you sir or madam..

 

[Bgmeanie1995]

PT Cruisers- Zippy?

My Dad bought one of these for my Mom. I have to admit, it's retro looks always get a glance. (The bright Blue w/ Chrome wheels.) So there we are at a family party and my Dads trying to tell me how "peppy" the car is, I threw him my keys and told him to go for a cruise. I turned the ASR off & he couldn't stop shredding my tires- Ouch- they cost too much.....Well anyways after hitting the highway and pulling some G's all he could say when he gave me back the keys was Mom's car was no longer Zippy. Go figure!!!!

By the way- if anyone sprayed my car with fluids of any sort I'd be road rage plus! (After I parked the Vette in my garage and got out the Jeep of course!)