Prank joke on the brother...

[Vettefan87]

Well most of you know the long road I have had with motor problems. From one time putting in Mobil synthetic revealing bearing problems. Well I had broken in the motor, and decided to put mobils extended performance 10W30 Synthetic in, and just couldn't pass up the joke.. He is up at a cottage we have on a lake. So I called

Me: "Craig you won't believe what happened I changed oil and I have bearing noise again, just like last time."
Craig: "Are you serious?"
Me: "Yeah why would I lie about something like this, you can hear it standing behind the car over the exhaust, I don't know what the frick to do now...how are we going to get to BG"
Craig: "This is unbelievable...."
(well it went on for a while longer, but practically the same just about the same convo)
Me: "Craig I'm just messin with you it runs fine."
Craig: silence..........
Me: "You there?"
Craig "YOU AHOLE, YOU AHOLE. I should jump in my car and drive home right now!!!"

Sorry Craig but I could not pass up the oppertunity.

 

[DkBG]

Justin , my friend , you have an "ash" kick'in coming from you older brother . LOL. (boy have I had a lot of those )

 

[74bigblock]

Hhehee.. I am a prankser.

2 years ago, My brother met a few of my friends and I out in Vegas. One afternoon we decided to go high speed indoor cart racing. I got into a little accident and broke a few ribs... so I was laying up in the room medicated. I was BORED. Then a thought came to mind.

I short sheeted my Bro's bed. He finally came upstairs and was like... "Man I am beat! I cant wait to hit the bed". I hid my chuckle as he peeled back the covers. He stuck his fred flinstone feet into the bed and struggled to push the sheet back with this look on his face like " ehhh something is wrong here but I'm not quite sure what it is". After a few pushes with his feet, he got back out of bed and started inspecting the sheet job.

The only way he figured out it was me was because he could see me laughing inder the covers of my bed. It hurt horribly to laugh, but I couldn't stop. The bastard then made me fix it!!!

 

[74bigblock]

I also just got my girlfriend the other night. I took a stink bomb and taped it (yes I know.. tape).. to the underside of the toilet seat, then waited a day for her to use the toilet on the 1st floor.


I was sitting on the couch when it happened. She got up and said... I'll be right back. The door closed. I heard her sit down, and heard the glass tube crush. She goes "what the @#*(, I think something jsut broke!!!!!". By this time I am laughing hysterically. I know what is coming next. "You jerk" she says. "Oh my go^ this stinks... what the heck is this???"!!!!

She comes out of the bathroom with a look of death on her face (not sure if it was the smell, or her furry and desire to drive a spork through my left eye)... as I am rolling on the floor in a hysterical fit.

 

[Ripp 73]

She comes out of the bathroom with a look of death on her face (not sure if it was the smell, or her furry and desire to drive a spork through my left eye)... as I am rolling on the floor in a hysterical fit.

And to think that you are still alive to tell the story. I would count your blessings my friend

 

[Vettefan87]

Justin , my friend , you have an "ash" kick'in coming from you older brother . LOL. (boy have I had a lot of those )

Nah.... I can run faster :L. It was funny I had the parents yelling from the background. He told my grandparents up there. It was priceless.

 

[vetteboy86]

Yeah priceless.....

 

[BarryK]

I also just got my girlfriend the other night. I took a stink bomb and taped it (yes I know.. tape).. to the underside of the toilet seat, then waited a day for her to use the toilet on the 1st floor.


I was sitting on the couch when it happened. She got up and said... I'll be right back. The door closed. I heard her sit down, and heard the glass tube crush. She goes "what the @#*(, I think something jsut broke!!!!!". By this time I am laughing hysterically. I know what is coming next. "You jerk" she says. "Oh my go^ this stinks... what the heck is this???"!!!!

She comes out of the bathroom with a look of death on her face (not sure if it was the smell, or her furry and desire to drive a spork through my left eye)... as I am rolling on the floor in a hysterical fit.

I can guess what you weren't getting that night.........

 

[larry bud]

Well most of you know the long road I have had with motor problems. From one time putting in Mobil synthetic revealing bearing problems. Well I had broken in the motor, and decided to put mobils extended performance 10W30 Synthetic in, and just couldn't pass up the joke..

OT, one of the funniest pranks (and it does involve a car) that I ever saw was people at my old work somehow got the keys of the boss' car, and filled the ENTIRE damn thing with packing styrofoam.

He said he was still finding that crap 2 years later!

 

[C4Tom]

Best Vehicle Prank...

OT, one of the funniest pranks (and it does involve a car) that I ever saw was people at my old work somehow got the keys of the boss' car, and filled the ENTIRE damn thing with packing styrofoam.

I use to work at a shop that had one of those guys that everyone hates. Well, me and my buddies decided we had enough of this ja** off, so we devised a plan to get him.

While he was in the shop working, me and another guy grabbed a long piece of wire and headed for his old truck. First stripping about 1" from one end, hooked it to a plug wire and ran the wire under the truck up to the cab and under the seat. Then stripped about 1" off the other end and pushed it up through the seat(cloth) to right where his a$$ would be. We then made sure we were all out in the parking lot chatting when he fired up his truck....
Man, you shoulda heard him scream and fly outta that truck. When he found the wire, he admitted it was a good prank.

Funny thing... he was a pretty cool guy after that.