[Press] A $5,000 Wax Job?

[Rob]

From TheCarConnection.com:

If you’re tired of handing out just another bottle of Louis XIII cognac, or just don’t feel its $1500-a-bottle price tag conveys the value of your love and friendship, perhaps you should consider an alternate gift, at least for the classic car collector on your list. Zymol Enterprises is offering up what it claims is the world’s most expensive bottle of car wax. Created for the legendary Bugatti Royale, Zymol Royale will set you back a modest $5,000, though that includes a hand cut display case that lets the proud recipient of your largesse display it next to their automotive collection. The New England firm claims the primary ingredient in Zymol Royale is carefully extracted from the Brazilian rain forest. Whether that work was done by hand, it doesn’t say, though the wax must be applied by bare hands in order for it to soften. There’s no word whether Zymol intends to offer a matching hand cleanser or skin lotion.

 

[Remo]

Rob,

The preferred product here in New England is dylithium crystal wax extracted from used flux capacitors then blended with highly refined synthetic oils. Shipped in lead lined canisters - imported from Krypton and developed specifically for Corvettes. Check with your local distributor for price and delivery details.

Regards - Remo

 

[Rob]

:L Remo,

I used to live in Windham, NH all my life up until a couple years ago. "power to the shields" was an absolute MUST during winter.

 

[Guy]

I'll take two please. Hey Remo - did I leave the Delorian over at your house :gap?


Guy

 

[DetailingDude]

I'll take two! One is for me and, since it is Christmas, I'd like to get my daughter one for her 10 speed.

 

[TONY TAT2]

I wont even spend $1.99 on a can of KIT

 

[Ctfoodguy2000]

For 5K I can go to the Brazilian rain forest and get whatever it is they put into this Royale product. Does anyone know if removes stickers from Honduhs?

 

[JonM]

Zymol is located about 3 miles from where I live...I think I will go spy through there window and see how hard they are laughing when they open there mail and see an order for 5K for one bottle of wax.

 

[DetailingDude]

Zymol is located about 3 miles from where I live...I think I will go spy through there window and see how hard they are laughing when they open there mail and see an order for 5K for one bottle of wax.

If you were listneing at all this morning you may very well have heard me laughing over here in Ohio as well!

 

[Vettelt193]

I was trying to find out more about Royale a few months back... I read a few things about it and it got me curious.... I will say $5000 for a wax for my car would be insane, as it would for almost all 'vettes.... But, if you had a car worth a few hundred grand, wouldn't it be worth it to spend a few hundred per wax job? (I am guessing at least 20 cars could be waxed for the 5000)

 

[97moneypit]

For 5k I would want an invisible force field that would vaporize every piece of dirt and any bird s**t that came within 2 inches of the paint.

 

[Remo]

Engage the Sheilds

97moneypit,

What you need is the dylithium crystal wax. Once you have a good wax base your car is vertually indestructable. If the vehicle is threatened by any hostiles (including birds) the wax deploys two defences. A death ray followed by the cloaking device.

Regards - Remo

 

[vette-dude]

If I could spend $5K on a can of wax for my 20 hundred grand + cars I would have my chauffer doing the waxing while I lounge around in the pool behind my mansion.

Randy

:j :j :j :j

 

[97moneypit]

Re: Engage the Sheilds

97moneypit,

What you need is the dylithium crystal wax. Once you have a good wax base your car is vertually indestructable. If the vehicle is threatened by any hostiles (including birds) the wax deploys two defences. A death ray followed by the cloaking device.

Regards - Remo

Can I get the transporter additive that will relocate any vehicles that try to park within a 25 ft radius?

:blow

 

[Guy]

I'll be on Holodeck 5 driving my Ferrari :J .


Guy

 

[vette-dude]

Hey, I have a cloaking device for sale!!

 

[DetailingDude]

I was trying to find out more about Royale a few months back... I read a few things about it and it got me curious.... I will say $5000 for a wax for my car would be insane, as it would for almost all 'vettes.... But, if you had a car worth a few hundred grand, wouldn't it be worth it to spend a few hundred per wax job? (I am guessing at least 20 cars could be waxed for the 5000)

The wax is re-filled for free for life. But there is nothing better of the wax at $22.95 from Lusso or the $5,000. The packaging is was is supposed to be the kicker on this. Chuck Bennett is basically testing the ceiling (and the senility) of the enthusiast.