This means war!!! A Father's Day story

[AV8R]

There I was the day before Father's Day, up early to hand wash and wax my new used C6 and my old but trusty C4....


thought I'd try out the Maguire's Black for the 08 and White wax for 90

The C6 is done. I like this wax. Goes on easy and wipes off without all the wax dust and didnt get hard either

being fair, I had to give the C4 its due with the White wax. I used 3M swirl remover first to remove some old darker areas

So far so good...
Lets take the C6's targa off and go for a ride... THEN IT HAPPENED.... rather sh_t happen....

well thank you very much for your crappy opinion of my hard work birdbrain!
Go ahead and hide back under the roof above my garage.

THIS MEANS WAR!!!
after you're done with your babies, up goes the screen over that hole and you're looking for a new roost buddy.


Anyways, my teenage daughter and I made a good go of it anyways.

happy Fathers Day gents

 

[plasboy]

Thats when the defecation hits the rotating oscillator.

 

[Huskerman]

Dude......poop happens......


Coulda been worse....you could have been sitting in it........

 

[AV8R]

Dude......poop happens......


Coulda been worse....you could have been sitting in it........

Well I was sitting in it, the drivers seat at the time of said bombing run.
Like agent 66 Get Smart says: "missed me by that much!"

 

[r50thc5]

Well I was sitting in it, the drivers seat at the time of said bombing run.
Like agent 66 Get Smart says: "missed me by that much!"

Years ago in my 1996 Camaro SS, shiny clean with T-tops off. Made a run to the Post ofice, left for the main road. Stopped for the traffic light and the Doolitle raid version of our feathered friends. Across the hood, up the windshield, the passenger seat, back window and rear left fender. Holy crap they had a major bowel movement. Had to be 30-50 birds lying in wait for that clean shiney car and it was ME. Yes it was that BAD so went straight to the car wash a mile own the road. And yes missed me personally by this much

 

[AV8R]

Straight to the car wash, with T-tops off...

now that is a serious emergency!

 

[r50thc5]

That is great!.....:cool

 

[89vetter]

I friend got out of my car and a seagull pooped on his head! big poop