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Z06 Spice-Needed Here!!!!!!!

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MsSchroder said:
for "spicing up" this forum :D
That was quite a masterpiece.

(But I'm dismayed by the heavy-handed approach the bad-word checker took with "c0ckpit". It turned a perfectly good word into something dirty. :( )

Now we need a female-perspective version (no, I'm not volunteering)

Tammy
Well, thank you Tammy! A masterpiece, huh? Wow.

I think you should try your hand at the female perspective version. That would be quite interesting.

-Patrick
 
CORed91 said:
Well, thank you Tammy! A masterpiece, huh? Wow.

I think you should try your hand at the female perspective version. That would be quite interesting.

-Patrick
Well, I've tried over the last few days to come up with something that could compete, but the ideas just keep drifting over that PG line... so I'd better refrain.
You certainly nailed the sensual nature of the z06, finding that razor-thin balance between soft-core suggestiveness and family content. Are you sure you haven't been taking creative writing classes instead of political theory? :L

Tammy
 
CORed91...that is the best piece of work I've ever seen on a car forum. You are a true car guy. You understand. You know what the "feel" of a car means. You understand your entire car...nose to tail. You read your car, it reads you. You just understand. Not everyone does. I can relate. I love a car that challenges me, knows me, tries me, and we are friends. Cool, man, just plain cool!

CORed91 said:
I like that, Z06Nut! Sort of a poetic ode to the Z06.

I'll try my hand at this with a short essay. Call this:

"The Joy of Z06"

It's morning, and all the first-of-the-day chores and routines have been completed. I walk to my garage and open the door. She's waiting there- patiently watching me, knowing me.

I push the button on the fob, and she even winks at me. She knows.

The door opens at my touch and I climb inside and settle myself into a snug, leather appointed ****pit and close the door. I strap myself in, and for good measure, pull the lap strap to activate the cinch. And with that, I know I am hers. She has me right where she wants me.

The key is inserted into the ignition, but before firing her up, I turn it to the on position. The digital readout in front of me flashes "CORVETTE... BY CHEVROLET". That's just a tease. The final segment of turn on the key is made, and she comes to full awakeness with a roar. She is ready, and now she grows impatient. It's even a little intimidating: 405 horses are being held up.

The shift into first, the release of the brake, and the gentle ease of pressure on the clutch and application of pressure on the gas... we have movement now. In front of me, glowing green in the air in front of me, I'm told my RPM and speed. Its in single digits for now, and she's irritated with my caution.

"It's okay, baby," I tell her in my mind, "just a moment longer." Pressure on the gas increases and she rolls ahead. Her impatience to run can't be restrained any more- she locks the doors on me, a signal that's she's not letting me out until she's had her way with me.

I reach the street now, and reward her waiting: the gas goes down hard, and rhythmically, we go second, third, fourth... Now, she's getting happy. The green numbers floating in front of me spiral upward, and she gently pushes me back into the seat. "I'll take it from here," she whispers to me.

Am I the one in control here, or is she? Does she decide the route I take will be the direct one, or the scenic one so we can spend more time together? Did she choose the path that she knows features challenging twisties in the road, or does she want the straightaways for speed? Is that her raising the volume on the music? "You can listen to anything you want," she tells me, "pick something to set the mood. But you aren't getting out of here until I say so."

"Whatever you say," I respond again, inside my head. I'm almost breathless now.

Did the journey last hours? Or mere minutes? I can't really say- I'm just not sure. Somehow, when I surrender myself to her, time has no meaning. I just know that at some point, the conscious part of me realizes that where ever we were headed, we've arrived. The brake has been applied. We sit in neutral. And now the key has been turned off, giving her a well earned rest.

I sit for a moment, still strapped in, still hearing the music she's playing, but listening to my accellerated heart beat. I'm smiling. I gather myself, release the seat belt and exit the ****pit. I'm still smiling. I push the lock button on the fob, and watch as she winks to me once more. And I'm still smiling.

"When you want to do it again, you know where to find me," I hear her say. But she knows that's un-necessary. I'll be back for more. I always am.
 
MsSchroder said:
You certainly nailed the sensual nature of the z06, finding that razor-thin balance between soft-core suggestiveness and family content. Are you sure you haven't been taking creative writing classes instead of political theory? :L

Tammy
Tammy, when one has to write papers about liberals' support of NEA Grant projects, one can't help but try to strike the balance between soft-core suggestiveness and family content. :SLAP I'd better stop there, or this thread may end up getting moved to The Edge.

Roadfrog said:
CORed91...that is the best piece of work I've ever seen on a car forum. You are a true car guy. You understand. You know what the "feel" of a car means. You understand your entire car...nose to tail. You read your car, it reads you. You just understand. Not everyone does. I can relate. I love a car that challenges me, knows me, tries me, and we are friends. Cool, man, just plain cool!
Thanks, Roadfrog. I can honestly say this is the first time I've been called a "true car guy," and I appreciate the compliment! The Z06 just brings it out of me. Perhaps I should start a journal of interesting incidents that happen while I'm out driving. It wouldn't have the adult double entendres of the "Joy of Z06" essay, but it might make for interesting reading. There's one incident that happened a couple of weekends ago you folks might enjoy, one that made me chuckle at the time.

-Patrick
 
I just spend a number of minutes looking at the threads in this place. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen! I laughed to hard at some of the posts in here.
I inquired about getting a LS1 edit. They want 500 dollars for it. Does this seem like a reasonable price?
 
At one of the local places where I live can go as high as $500. That is not always the case. Depends on how much time they spend trying to get the correct F&A numbers and Dyno runs it takes to do it. Some think it is just a program that is fed into the computer, and walla it's done. That is not the case, just like there are better tuners then others out there also.
 

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