Wayback
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A woman goes to the Pharmacy:
woman: Do you have arsenic?
Pharmacist: What are you going to do with arsenic?
woman: I want to kill my husband.
Pharmacist: I don't think I can sell you arsenic for that purpose.
The woman hands the Pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the Pharmacists wife.
Pharmacist: My apologies, Ma'am. I didn't realize you have a prescription.
woman: Do you have arsenic?
Pharmacist: What are you going to do with arsenic?
woman: I want to kill my husband.
Pharmacist: I don't think I can sell you arsenic for that purpose.
The woman hands the Pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the Pharmacists wife.
Pharmacist: My apologies, Ma'am. I didn't realize you have a prescription.