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Arsenic

Did yo get the "Arsenic" joke ?

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Wayback

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93 Ruby Aniv roadster/6spd
A woman goes to the Pharmacy:
woman: Do you have arsenic?
Pharmacist: What are you going to do with arsenic?
woman: I want to kill my husband.
Pharmacist: I don't think I can sell you arsenic for that purpose.
The woman hands the Pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the Pharmacists wife.
Pharmacist: My apologies, Ma'am. I didn't realize you have a prescription.
 
Joined
Jan 31, 2005
Messages
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Location
Somewhere in Red Wings land
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1989 Bright Red Convertible (gone) 98 Jaguar XK8
:chuckle
A woman goes to the Pharmacy:
woman: Do you have arsenic?
Pharmacist: What are you going to do with arsenic?
woman: I want to kill my husband.
Pharmacist: I don't think I can sell you arsenic for that purpose.
The woman hands the Pharmacist a photo of her husband in bed with the Pharmacists wife.
Pharmacist: My apologies, Ma'am. I didn't realize you have a prescription.

:chuckle
 

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