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Detroit, MI - General Motors has issued a world-wide recall for Corvette and Hummer vehicles that have been plagued with, as Chairman Delany Forbes put it, with a severe case of 'nocturnal omissions'!
Forbes cited details from dealer reports confirming the concerns of users who claimed.... 'there's a God-awful mess on my garage floor every morning!'
First reported in January as an anomaly, dealer complaints forced the car giant to evaluate the condition that seemed to be most prevalent in the two most exotic models lines.
"We think we just might have made our Corvette and Hummer a tad too sexy," Claims Burt Klump, senior GM designer. "In fact,we tried to appeal to buyers as the ultimate sexual toy in our advertising. I guess it's working!"
Owner Ted Blatz of Milwaulkee vented his complaints, "I feel weird now. Every time I walk into my garage I have this feeling that my Corvette is going to have an orgasm and blow its transmission juice all over my floor!"
Forbes cited details from dealer reports confirming the concerns of users who claimed.... 'there's a God-awful mess on my garage floor every morning!'
First reported in January as an anomaly, dealer complaints forced the car giant to evaluate the condition that seemed to be most prevalent in the two most exotic models lines.
"We think we just might have made our Corvette and Hummer a tad too sexy," Claims Burt Klump, senior GM designer. "In fact,we tried to appeal to buyers as the ultimate sexual toy in our advertising. I guess it's working!"
Owner Ted Blatz of Milwaulkee vented his complaints, "I feel weird now. Every time I walk into my garage I have this feeling that my Corvette is going to have an orgasm and blow its transmission juice all over my floor!"
