Gersh
Well-known member
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2005
- Messages
- 218
- Location
- Kentucky
- Corvette
- "06 Z06, Kawasaki ZZR, "66 supercharged Chev 489
OK, this really isn't about Corvettes, but is one of my favorite jokes from back in Oregon...
This guy was on the beach on the Oregon coast, shooting seagulls. He had about 3 on the sand when a state trooper pulls up and prepares to arrest him. "These are a protected species; there is no open season, etc, etc". Then he asks why, and the guy says "To feed my family--I'm out of work". (Depressed timber industry). So finally the trooper decides to let him off and just gives him a warning, but before he leaves he asks "So what does seagull taste like?"
And the guy thinks a minute and says "Well, maybe like a cross between Bald Eagle and Spotted Owl".
Gersh
This guy was on the beach on the Oregon coast, shooting seagulls. He had about 3 on the sand when a state trooper pulls up and prepares to arrest him. "These are a protected species; there is no open season, etc, etc". Then he asks why, and the guy says "To feed my family--I'm out of work". (Depressed timber industry). So finally the trooper decides to let him off and just gives him a warning, but before he leaves he asks "So what does seagull taste like?"
And the guy thinks a minute and says "Well, maybe like a cross between Bald Eagle and Spotted Owl".
Gersh
