
I can always count on Mr. Higg for a laugh.
As for the 88 which blows the smog check, all the suggestions about EGR really can't amount to much because clearly, with the car making 37 PPM oxides of nitrogen against a limit of 652 PPM, it's unlikely EGR (which has a big part in the engine's oxides of nitrogen emissions) is a problem.
Being that the HC is so high at idle and low speeds and considering the age of the engine, the first thing I'd do is go looking for leaking injectors. You can find them by running the fuel pressure tests listed in the factory service manual. You'll also need a fuel pressure gauge designed for use with port injected engines.
Once you determine the injectors are not an issue, then I'd look at the 02. if it's never been replaced, considering it's over 20 years old, I'd just replace it on GP and that may or may not fix the problem.
Lastly, there was no mention of the MIL in first post so is the check engine light on in this car? If so, what codes are set? If not, does it come on during bulb check? If yes, then don't worry about codes. If it doesn't bulb check, you may have codes set. The FSM will explain how to read the codes and it will explain what to do if the MIL does not come on briefly during bulb check.
As for canister purging, that's certainly possible but, if it was, I suspect by now you've checked that and been back for a retest.
One tip for emissions tests which require running on a chassis dyno, get the cats good and hot before you test. The cats work better when very hot. I'll drive around the block the smog station is in three times in first gear at 20 mph to get those babies hot, hot,

ad. If the smog station is near a freeway, I'll drive the last 5 miles of the freeway in third gear in an automatic and fourth gear in a stick, rather than the higher gears. That also gets the cats hot. Sometimes a car that's flunking due to HC can be made to pass by getting the cats hot.