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MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR from Lapeer Michigan
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I wish all of the CAC members and their corvettes a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Maybe Santa will bring goodies for your corvette. Hope to see many of you at Cruise Fest in BG.
Barrett
 
Happy Holidays everyone and here's to a better 2009! :m
 
:w Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good drive,
here's hoping for warmer weather,:thumb:thumb:thumb
so we can all take our Vette's outside.:w:w:w:v
 
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....

Deer Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Friend,
Billy


Dear Billy,
Nice spelling there kid... You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother for Christmas.
Thank you, Julie

Dear Julie,
Send me your mother!

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and
joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa


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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy


Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who
rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some
Legos instead.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Play station 3, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis


Dear Francis,
Who names their kid 'Francis' nowadays? I bet you're gay. I'll set you up
with a Barbie.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan


Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrot s make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of Scotch.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas


Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most
of my time making low-budget porno films.
I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the a$$es of cocktail
waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like
in the song?
Love,
Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE
could I have one? Love, Timmy


Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging sh!t may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa


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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky


Dear Mark,
First stop calling yourself 'Marky', that's why you're getting your a$$
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house; you live in a low-rent
apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does,
through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams,
Santa
 
From teh great white north

Merry Christmas and a Healthy and Happy New Year!

:beer ( we need one sipping a drink by the fire!)
 
Greetings and Happy Holidays to Rob and all members of the Corvette Action Center
 
HO HO HO

MERRY CHRISTMAS

TO EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND A GREAT NEW YEAR
 
Thank You Rob. Merry Christmas to You and Your Family. I wish you nothing but the best for now and the New Year.
 
I'd like to just take a moment to wish everyone Happy Holidays and a safe, and happy New Year.

If the egg nog bowl looks and smells like Baileys this holiday season, be sure to pour a big glass and celebrate the holidays properly! :m


Thanks Rob........I'm new here but feel right at home......:) Merry Christmas to each one of you guys ans to all your significant others as well.....
 
Merry Christmas to everyone!
 
Merry Christmas to all

I would like to wish everyone a safe and prosperous New Year and a Happy Holiday of your choice.
 
Merry Christmas from Winter Springs, FL

Wish you all could enjoy these 80+degree Central FL days!!!!! :cool
 
Merry Christmas to you Rob and all my fellow CAC'rs! Have a Happy New Year too!!

Ron
"Baldie88"
 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!

I WANT TO WISH ALL THE MEMBERS AND STAFF OF CORVETTE ACTION CENTER A VERY MERRY CHIRSTMAS AND A HAPPY, PROSPEROUS & SAFE NEW YEAR WITH MANY MORE TO COME.

MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP SAFE ALL THE MEN & WOMEN OF THE MILITARY OF ALL FREE COUNTRIES AND THE FAMILIES WHO WILL NOT BE TOGETHER THIS YEAR!​



Bill :w
 
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