"Can I get a witness?" Brother don't scream too loud!!
Can I get a witness?" Brother don't mean to be so cold!!
I'm lookin' for a connection, to the afterlife,
By way of a sweet thing.........this internal combustion device.
"Can I get a witness?" --- to help this monster elevate.
"Can I get a witness?" --- to help this monster oscillate.
"Can I get a witness who's got the courage to take a ride?:
"Can I get a witness to dingle me, swindle me, warn me, floor me, strap me, crap me, rip me and pretty much ship me down that big block
Highway to Hell?
I want to be sittin' in the seats with anticipation beads of sweat rolling down my cheeks,
I want a tingle from the keys, while I flick them lightly around the slot that will please,
I want a pause to consider the silence just before I push it all the way in,
I want awakening in the neighbourhood as we ignite the fires of dawn.
I want the locals to grasp their loved-ones, seeking understanding on what seems a Rollin' quake,
While other Corvette owners share an easy but knowing smile.
When the revolutions are reaching a crescendo, and the valves are flirting against a float,
Well it's time to drop the hammer, to see how those pansies will cope?
Up through the gears, 1..2..3..4..5 (wow got a new one - feel the jive)
With all the people jumping aside, maybe we should offer a ride?!?
A mustang enters the street, as innocent as our times.
Should we do him? Should we fool him?
Should we cool him? or should be RULE him?
Rodney wants us all to "Just get along", so I'll just offer a friendly smile and think of a song.
Nah -- what am I saying.............CRUSH 'EM :bash
Now that the dirty deed has been done,
It's time to seek forgiveness for acting like a bum.
And when bringing this story to a close,
I'll see you on the boulevard, cruising for a rose!
It's another 138 days -- best be on my best toes.
Can I get a witness?