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Skant
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So I've been unemployed for a while... it's my first day of work. I've got everything ready... I head out to the garage to hop into the vette. It doesn't open as I approach it. Uh oh.
The battery is dead. I left the interior lights on the previous night, and it killed the battery. Never done that before. I can't believe it! I've never had this problem. So of course it'd happen on my first day of work!
So I'm completely wigging out. I'm gonna be very late for my first day of work. I call them and tell them I'll be late. I call a nearby relative and have him come over to jump the vette.
We hook up the wires, but it's unable to provide enough juice to start it. I've always seen this before... a vehicle with a smaller engine than a V8 (ie. all of them) can't jump a V8 immediately.
Anyway, he thinks my jump cables are no good. So he gets his own. They're yellow and black, so I say to him okay we're using yellow for positive and black for negative. And he confirms that even as I absently plug the yellow into the negative on the vette.
I'm completely freaking out, you see. Between my SO going to the hospital for emergency, unemployment, and everything in just the last while, I'm really at the end of my rope.
So when I see smoke coming from my battery while I try to start the vette... uhggghhhgghgghh...
Great. Lets set my electrical system on fire. What else could go wrong?!
Anyway, I get the cables on the right terminals... it takes a few minutes to develop a charge with a minivan jumping it. But it starts. And everything _seems_ to be okay.
I had the booster cables on backwards for maybe 5-10 seconds. And I had the ignition turned on in that condition for maybe one second (maybe less... I saw the smoke just as I turned the key).
Is my vette okay? What might I have done to it? It's got to shorten the battery life. But if everything is still working, hopefully I didn't actually hurt the rest of the car.
Lesson learned: I never thought I'd do something that stupid. Ever. I'm an engineer, and I'm a naturally careful person. But when you're world is completely turned upsidedown, you can be in a very emotional state and do stupid things. Be extra cautious. Take a deep breath. Don't ever rush trying to jump the car. You're working with too much power there, and it's really not easy to reach the vette's battery. So be very very careful.
*shakes head* I'm such an idiot. I hope I didn't just wreck this beautiful car.
- Skant
The battery is dead. I left the interior lights on the previous night, and it killed the battery. Never done that before. I can't believe it! I've never had this problem. So of course it'd happen on my first day of work!
So I'm completely wigging out. I'm gonna be very late for my first day of work. I call them and tell them I'll be late. I call a nearby relative and have him come over to jump the vette.
We hook up the wires, but it's unable to provide enough juice to start it. I've always seen this before... a vehicle with a smaller engine than a V8 (ie. all of them) can't jump a V8 immediately.
Anyway, he thinks my jump cables are no good. So he gets his own. They're yellow and black, so I say to him okay we're using yellow for positive and black for negative. And he confirms that even as I absently plug the yellow into the negative on the vette.
I'm completely freaking out, you see. Between my SO going to the hospital for emergency, unemployment, and everything in just the last while, I'm really at the end of my rope.
So when I see smoke coming from my battery while I try to start the vette... uhggghhhgghgghh...
Great. Lets set my electrical system on fire. What else could go wrong?!
Anyway, I get the cables on the right terminals... it takes a few minutes to develop a charge with a minivan jumping it. But it starts. And everything _seems_ to be okay.
I had the booster cables on backwards for maybe 5-10 seconds. And I had the ignition turned on in that condition for maybe one second (maybe less... I saw the smoke just as I turned the key).
Is my vette okay? What might I have done to it? It's got to shorten the battery life. But if everything is still working, hopefully I didn't actually hurt the rest of the car.
Lesson learned: I never thought I'd do something that stupid. Ever. I'm an engineer, and I'm a naturally careful person. But when you're world is completely turned upsidedown, you can be in a very emotional state and do stupid things. Be extra cautious. Take a deep breath. Don't ever rush trying to jump the car. You're working with too much power there, and it's really not easy to reach the vette's battery. So be very very careful.
*shakes head* I'm such an idiot. I hope I didn't just wreck this beautiful car.
- Skant





