Why Z06's get vandalized! Courtesy Tony's Torch

[theblackvette]

Hey reefdiver-you may wanna get off his picture taking!!! LOL

He scares me! See me shaking in my boots! LOL

Okay BV tell your wife muffdiver...I MEANT reefdiver to get off my picture taking, I know he must be jealous of the car, but comon someone needs to take up for OLD BV????? Im sensing some hanky panky here with you two boys!!

 

[theblackvette]

What a guy! Parks his vettes over the parking lines. Where did you get your driver's license? From a guy named Big Lou at his house?

 

[theblackvette]

Tonys Torch,

Just saw your other cars! Very nice!!!!! Get some more pics!!!!!!

 

[theblackvette]

Where is the parking punk?

Another nicely parked vette!

 

[Tonys Torch]

Another nicely parked vette!

I believe in America we can park the way we want too BEAVER,
you must of caught this person parking like this for a photo shoot.

I myself park crooked because of guys like YOU that get out and SLAM doors up against NICE cars!

At the dealership i purchased my Z >> they have made about 10 spaces wider in the serivce department just for us Vette owners. They have made them like double in width to show how much they care about our cars. They gave me this tour on my last purchase. They also informed me a guy had ran his car out of warranty and had blown his 6 speed to pieces. They told me since they cator to Corvette owners they replaced his 6 speed tranny at NO COST. I believe they really care about us Vette owners and they have always treated me with "Kid Gloves" if thats over the Beavers head, it means treating us very Special BV.. With lots of care and consideration.

later.. T.T.

 

[theblackvette]

The only thing crooked are you eyes! You should get a pair of glasses if you don't already have them. If you do have them, get a new prescription. This will help you park better.

Still don't get why I am Theodore Cleaver?

Keep babbling baby! Do you need your bottle now?

I myself park crooked because of guys like YOU that get out and SLAM doors up against NICE cars!

 

[Tonys Torch]

Hey Beav

The only thing crooked are you eyes! You should get a pair of glasses if you don't already have them. If you do have them, get a new prescription. This will help you park better.

Still don't get why I am Theodore Cleaver?

Keep babbling baby! Do you need your bottle now?

Your Beaver Cleaver because your always getting into something you shouldn't be into. Always getting in trouble by the end of the day.

SO your Beav. I'm like Eddie Haskel, always kicking BUTT! the guy who drives the cool cars and looks the coolest.

Check me out Beav:cool seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[slong]

That's not Mayo on BV'S seats. His nickname is spanky.

 

[theblackvette]

Hey California Beach Bum! Great to see you again!!!!!

Hey do you have any beach shots for us?

That's not Mayo on BV'S seats. His nickname is spanky.

 

[Tonys Torch]

Hey Beav

Hey California Beach Bum! Great to see you again!!!!!

Hey do you have any beach shots for us?

You going to stand there and let Slong call you spanky????? YOUR the BEAVER,

I wonder when BV will finally wax his car?????????????????????????????????:confused

 

[invinceablevett]

I for one enjoy seeing cars parked sideways .....If it irritates others too bad.Those people get irritated just at the mere sight of a beautiful Vette.I once got into a major scrap outside our clubbing area(crescent street) because some idiot kicked my tire.My vette was well parked but for some unknown reason it bothered this dude so he decided to kick the front wheel while swearing in Greek.My cousin saw him kick it and decided he HAD to tell me ,, ad .....So guess what?..:argue ..That dude received a little kicking. ..:bash ..:bang .and I had to spend 1 hour explaining myself to police oficers.. ......With a little convincing Bozo decided not to press charges and everyone went home..The moral of the story is ....No matter what you do,if someone has it in for your vette anything will bother them....Just make sure they WON'T do it again....That Greek dude WON'T ever touch a vette again....LMAO...:cool .

 

[theblackvette]

I know you live in Montreal, but you must be from Texas!

LOL Great story!!!!!!!!

I for one enjoy seeing cars parked sideways .....If it irritates others too bad.Those people get irritated just at the mere sight of a beautiful Vette.I once got into a major scrap outside our clubbing area(crescent street) because some idiot kicked my tire.My vette was well parked but for some unknown reason it bothered this dude so he decided to kick the front wheel while swearing in Greek.My cousin saw him kick it and decided he HAD to tell me ,, ad .....So guess what?..:argue ..That dude received a little kicking. ..:bash ..:bang .and I had to spend 1 hour explaining myself to police oficers.. ......With a little convincing Bozo decided not to press charges and everyone went home..The moral of the story is ....No matter what you do,if someone has it in for your vette anything will bother them....Just make sure they WON'T do it again....That Greek dude WON'T ever touch a vette again....LMAO...:cool .

 

[68Roadster]

Easy now BV.......not all us Texans park like Tony's Torch.......(we don't own the parking lot!)

 

[theblackvette]

Where's Tina?

I am sooooooooo pleased to hear that all Texans do not park like Tony's Torch!

At least there are some decent people that live in the Lone Star State.

Where is Tina's Torch? Maybe he isn't from Texas and was planted there somehow. They should check into this guy. Maybe he has warrants in other states for driving infractions ranging from double parking to hit and run.

This guy belongs behind bars!

Easy now BV.......not all us Texans park like Tony's Torch.......(we don't own the parking lot!)

 

[Tonys Torch]

I am sooooooooo pleased to hear that all Texans do not park like Tony's Torch!

At least there are some decent people that live in the Lone Star State.

Where is Tina's Torch? Maybe he isn't from Texas and was planted there somehow. They should check into this guy. Maybe he has warrants in other states for driving infractions ranging from double parking to hit and run.

This guy belongs behind bars!

The only warrant im going to have is from breaking your LITTLE body up!!

Hey BV hasn't anyone showed you the proper way to park??? Or does your state have just OLD people in it like you????? they all dont know how to park..

 

[theblackvette]

The servers are down and Tony is here.

See how the coward goes bezerk knowing the servers were down here yesterday?

Why am I not surprised? It is the only way he can win.

The only warrant im going to have is from breaking your LITTLE body up!!

Hey BV hasn't anyone showed you the proper way to park??? Or does your state have just OLD people in it like you????? they all dont know how to park..

 

[Blade]

Time to throw some 93 octane on this fire....

You are missing a great opportunity here BV...

Remember the movie "Full metal Jacket"?

...."Only two things come from Texas..."

(Think!)

 

[Edmond]

You are missing a great opportunity here BV...

Remember the movie "Full metal Jacket"?

...."Only two things come from Texas..."

(Think!)

"steers and..." :L

 

[theblackvette]

What is Tony's Torch's major malfunction?

Yes, I know the movie well. Great film.

Knowing the film and Tony's ways, if Tony entered active duty he would be like the guy that was picked on and off'ed himself.

If I was in his platoon, I would initiate a "blanket party" every night at midnight and give him what he deserves.

This action will serve as punishment for all the times he has parked illegally in his Z06. Gosh, I really wish he get ticketed and towed one day. The nerve of some people!

You are missing a great opportunity here BV...

Remember the movie "Full metal Jacket"?

...."Only two things come from Texas..."

(Think!)

 

[theblackvette]

and "peter p........"

:L

"steers and..." :L