Whats uglier? Blackvettes car? or his Fingers??

[Tonys Torch]

Okay, im not sure how to make a poll on here, but I must say its Blackvette's fingers with the mold growing on them that are UGLIER! And not his blackvette.

BV where have you been sticking those fingers? Are you blond too? clumsy? have trouble walking? standing? crawling?


Someone told me BV is about 5'5" and 135lbs soaking wet:L

And he sits on a phone book to drive with the seat pulled all the way up so he can shift his Automatic Z06... he's not telling anyone but BV had to change over his stick shift since he couldn't reach the clutch, and convert his Z to automatic.

Thats why he can snap photos while driving with not having to shift, why do you think all the people he drives up on when he's taking those pics dont look at him? He's too short and they cant see anyone in the car.


Are you ready to stir the pot BV????? LOL.. what a guy..HAHA

Lets get ready to RUUUUUUUMMMMMBLE!!

 

[78SilvAnniv]

The blackfinger is definitely uglier!

He must have made a wild grab to save his butt when he fell...he was supposed to be typing a reply to KOPBET...presumably with both hands on the keyboard.

Pretty fast butt-grab to get his hand underneath himself while falling.
Heidi

 

[Tonys Torch]

Thanks

Thanks for letting me post a silly thread on the Z06 forum.. I know BV from another forum we were both on and had lots of fun. Im sure everyone will know its all in fun. But smashing those fingers really hurt. Been there before and it takes months to get something like that back in shape.

I Pitty the fool... LOL

 

[78SilvAnniv]

I've not smashed a finger, but many years ago my horse stepped on my big toe and then slid off of it. :eek
He pulled the nail part way out. The nerves were so frayed I could barely wear an unlaced sneaker and still had to walk on my heel. The nail did turn black and eventually came off, then my poor foot began to heal and feel better.
I certainly don't envy bv what he will be going through...everyday tasks are going to be much more difficult until the finger heals.
Heidi

ps...I was responding as a member, not a moderator...and the thread may still get moved to ORL.

 

[Tonys Torch]

Big OUCH!

Now that would hurt Hedi......WOW a horse doing that to my toe and i would be out of commission a long time.

10-4 if they move the thread, i understand that.

POOR BV maybe he's been a bad little boy!

Thanks again for having some fun..

Tony, still in Dallas,TX.... guess im here to stay!

 

[Imachad]

I havent seen BV around for a few hours, maybe he went off to the Hospital to check out his finger!

we should send flowers! :L

 

[theblackvette]

Someone told me BV is about 5'5" and 135lbs soaking wet:L

Most of your post was new material!!!!! LOL

You sure like to guess my height and weight a lot!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, let's rumble!

 

[theblackvette]

Ouch!

I've not smashed a finger, but many years ago my horse stepped on my big toe and then slid off of it. :eek
He pulled the nail part way out. The nerves were so frayed I could barely wear an unlaced sneaker and still had to walk on my heel. The nail did turn black and eventually came off, then my poor foot began to heal and feel better.
I certainly don't envy bv what he will be going through...everyday tasks are going to be much more difficult until the finger heals.
Heidi

ps...I was responding as a member, not a moderator...and the thread may still get moved to ORL.

 

[theblackvette]

Ps. Tonys Torch-if this thread gets moved to Off Road Lounge, as 78SilvAnniv pointed out don't get bent out of shape.

Every thread here has to be directly related or indirectly related to Z06's. I think this one is a little short of that. It is a great thread, but will likely get moved soon. Nothing against you. I have had a couple of my threads moved from here in the past. They run a tight ship and like organization and it is nice they do this.

Anyway, that is enough typing my finger can take for the time being. See you around.

 

[Edmond]

Someone told me BV is about 5'5" and 135lbs soaking wet:L

Take one look at those digits and you can pretty much rule the 135 part out! Can't say for sure about the 5'5" though! :L :L :L

 

[theblackvette]

Great point Edmond!!!!!

Can you imagine what Tonys Torch's face would look like following the impact pressure from my fist in his face?

His own Z16 wouldn't even recognize him!

A msg would come up on his DIC saying, "Who the hell are you?"

:L

Yep, I was ready to rumble, wasn't I? HAHAHA :L

Take one look at those digits and you can pretty much rule the 135 part out! Can't say for sure about the 5'5" though! :L :L :L

 

[Edmond]

Can you imagine what Tonys Torch's face would look like following the impact pressure from my fist in his face?

Like your finger?:L:L

 

[theblackvette]

Exactly Edmond!

Hey, I know what I could do. Tony's Torch is a major Z06 nut. He loves Z06's! I believe this is his second one. He probably has jackets, stickers, calendars, scaled down models of Corvettes, and basically all the toys.

I am not a violent person, but would like to contribute to Tony's Z06 wardrobe collection. He is a great friend and want to help him become the biggest Z06 nut out there! Before, my fist meets up with his face I will first press my fist into one of my (Z06 405 HP) badges on the side of my car for 5 minutes. This will serve as a templete just like they use in the minting of new coins.

Then as my fist and his face come together as one, an imprint of the (Z06 405 HP) will be placed upon him. When he works, goes out to dinner, shops, etc., everyone will know that Tony's Torch is the biggest Z06 nut out there! (well second to the real Z06nut that posts here).

Hey what do you know, a reverse hijacking of this thread back to Z06 topicality has occurred!!!!!!

Like your finger?:L:L

 

[Edmond]

It'll kind of be like a tattoo? What more could you ask for in life than a free tattoo? :L Right on the forehead?

 

[theblackvette]

Ummm. What makes you think he would only get one Z06 tattoo?????

It'll kind of be like a tattoo? What more could you ask for in life than a free tattoo? :L Right on the forehead?

 

[Blade]

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!

 

[Tonys Torch]

Only the tough will survive

You know when your fingers are UGLY when a woman tells you...:L

I'll be glad to send you my P.O.Box number BV if you want to send Z06 jackets, emblems off your car , your old 6 speed tranny (since its still new)
and that imprint would look cool on my forehead if you could reach up that high!!


Well i dont mind if they move this thread as long as you Mr. Blackvette caught my drift :L


Now watch as you walk, sit, stand because we dont need for you to injure yourself anymore. A good Z06 brother is hard to find, especially an automatic Z.


Wana Race???????????????????

 

[theblackvette]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :L :L :L :L :L :L

Well, I must say that was funny, however, this excellent photo you have taken is exactly what would happen to my pal Tony's Torch!!!!

If you kindly put the words, "Z06" all over the face in this photo it would now become a true and accurate copy of Tony's Torch post fist impact! LOL

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!

 

[theblackvette]

Amen Tonys Torch!

Thumbs up!

You know when your fingers are UGLY when a woman tells you...:L

I'll be glad to send you my P.O.Box number BV if you want to send Z06 jackets, emblems off your car , your old 6 speed tranny (since its still new)
and that imprint would look cool on my forehead if you could reach up that high!!


Well i dont mind if they move this thread as long as you Mr. Blackvette caught my drift :L


Now watch as you walk, sit, stand because we dont need for you to injure yourself anymore. A good Z06 brother is hard to find, especially an automatic Z.


Wana Race???????????????????

 

[Tonys Torch]

I'm going to

Im going to break BV's broken finger!

You see the pic dont you? Only two fingers showing THIS must be BV shaking his head with the two fingers.

If i were to run into BV on the street i would first reach way down in his car and pull him out and then to the MOON ALICE!! thats for all you older guys and gals that remember "The Honeymooners"

Rumors are that BV has a glass car, glass jaw, glass fingers, glass Arse, glass nose, glass eye, AND cant find his way out of a wet paper bag!!:L

Wana Race?????????????