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C3RVETTE
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You know you own a C3 when...
...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.
...You CAN tell the difference between a '68 and a '69.
...You had an easier time breaking up with your girlfriend, than selling your Corvette.
...You swear chevy 350 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
...You refer to mustangs as "rustangs".
...You rip the fuel injected electronic "junk" out and opt for the "superior" carburator.
..."Corvette Summer" is your favorite movie.
...1967 was the best year of your life, and you weren't even alive.
...you hear the word "rally", you think of rims.
...Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.
...You think arrowheads and bowties go together like PB and jelly.
...You consider the year 1977 a turning point in your life.
...You deny the fact the Chevy made TURBO Vettes, but you secretly want one.
...Cobra isn't just a mustang, but an ancronym for Cars Owned By Retarded not a very nice persons.
...Dodges' smell funny.
...You get ****ed when someone calls your majestic glass plastic fantastic
...Your alphabet isn't A-Z,but C1 thru C6
...Your idea of art is a crossed-flags logo on the side & L48 or L82 on your hood.
...To you, 'buy low, sell high' means buying a Corvette before 2002, then selling it after 2002.
...You know that hump in between your seats all too well.
...FWD makes NO sense to you.
...Your life fell into a spril of depression, drugs, and drunkeness after you sold your last Corvette
...You think Viper owners are jealous of your "real" car.
...Your five basic food groups are Mustangs, Civics, Challengers, Eclipses, and Hondas
...You still call your 1974 Corvette, a "new" car.
...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.
...You CAN tell the difference between a '68 and a '69.
...You had an easier time breaking up with your girlfriend, than selling your Corvette.
...You swear chevy 350 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
...You refer to mustangs as "rustangs".
...You rip the fuel injected electronic "junk" out and opt for the "superior" carburator.
..."Corvette Summer" is your favorite movie.
...1967 was the best year of your life, and you weren't even alive.
...you hear the word "rally", you think of rims.
...Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.
...You think arrowheads and bowties go together like PB and jelly.
...You consider the year 1977 a turning point in your life.
...You deny the fact the Chevy made TURBO Vettes, but you secretly want one.
...Cobra isn't just a mustang, but an ancronym for Cars Owned By Retarded not a very nice persons.
...Dodges' smell funny.
...You get ****ed when someone calls your majestic glass plastic fantastic
...Your alphabet isn't A-Z,but C1 thru C6
...Your idea of art is a crossed-flags logo on the side & L48 or L82 on your hood.
...To you, 'buy low, sell high' means buying a Corvette before 2002, then selling it after 2002.
...You know that hump in between your seats all too well.
...FWD makes NO sense to you.
...Your life fell into a spril of depression, drugs, and drunkeness after you sold your last Corvette
...You think Viper owners are jealous of your "real" car.
...Your five basic food groups are Mustangs, Civics, Challengers, Eclipses, and Hondas
...You still call your 1974 Corvette, a "new" car.
