Sorry Officer, but you will not be giving...

[6 Shooter]

...me any tickets today! :cool​

​

OK - Here's a quick rundown of my Sunday Morning cruise into Lewisburg, TN:

> OK, I've had enough of grandma driving 30 in a 45...
> As I pull out the Ricer between us pulls out and goes for it...
> Finally the Ricer pulls back in and I blow past him...
> I look in my rear-view mirror and in the distance see a Police Car(PC) pulling out with it's lights on...
> It takes a few minutes for the PC to close in on me as it passes over the Ricer...
> The PC sticks to my butt as I pull into a Farmer's CO-OP, I do a 360 readying myself to leave after our visit...
> I get out of the Vette and the Police officer is pointing frantically to-wards my Vette why she's talks into her radio: I don't do hand signals very well!
> She finally gets out of her PC, comes and ask what speed I was doing...
> I told her I didn't know for sure and she didn't either since her radar gun was not on...
> She was a bit blown back, then counters with I can give you a ticket for pulling back in to close to the car/Ricer after passing it...
> I told her she couldn't see how close I was when I pulled back in from her vantage point...
> She ask for my license and I give it to her, she ask if if I had insurance and I told her yes...
> After a delay she finally realized that she needed to ask me for my insurance card, I got it out and hand it to her...
> Another PC pulls in as she unhappily heads back to her PC...
> The Police officers get into her PC and have a long conversation...
> I slide back into the Vette and do a little Meguiar's detailing why I wait...
> They get out and head back to the Vette and I get out to greet them...
> She states that she would not be giving me any tickets and ask if I'd try and drive safer...
> I said I would as long as slow drivers stay out of my way, they didn't seem happy with my responce...
> As they head back to their PC's after our morning visit I quickly slide into the Vette to snap a parting shot in the side-mirror!

Later . . . . . .
6 Shooter

 

[topless82vette]

Bet your mom is so proud of you!

 

[gmjunkie]

Damn,Your slippery DeWayne!!!

 

[Scott Winebarger]

If you had of been where you was supposed to be at Funfest... that would not all have happened.. Would you like to hear the story where the nice officer stopped a new ZR1 at Funfest

 

[jrose7004]

You need to write a book on your method Shooter!

 

[c5y2k]

Taken from the Lewisburg city web site.
"Lewisburg is a beautiful small town nestled in the hills of Southern Middle Tennessee. It’s a place of backyards and front porches where industry meets the farmland, community and culture are neighbors and tradition and progress are friends."

Translation: We have police officers that are board and are always on the look out for yellow corvettes that might be driving to fast.

 

[PreacherNutshot]

Don't know, my Mom died when I was 12! ;squint:​

Probably from embarrassment

 

[Rob]

Probably from embarrassment

That was a rude, immature, and just plain dumbass thing to say. Try and have a bit more class. :eyerole

 

[Evolution1980]

Nice... almost belongs in the Road Kill Café.

 

[Remo]

Hot Rodding Delinquent

Dwayne - you're starting to build quite a reputation with the law
enforcement community.
Remo:cool

 

[danberry]

That's our yellow member 6-Shooter............ Dan

 

[zagger]

Those cops are just sore because they drive a Ford!

That was smoooothhh Most cops will back off if they realize that they are dealing with someone intelligent who knows the law, which brings up a question of how do you get away with it .

The picture is classic

 

[jrose7004]

Intellegent? Sly is more like it!

 

[6 Shooter]

BTW - If you two want to act like POC, stay the freak out of my post...

Bet your mom is so proud of you!

Don't know, my Mom died when I was 12! ;squint:​

Probably from embarrassment.

Nope, 22 rifle shot to the head! ;squint:​

Later . . . . . .
6 Shooter​

 

[67HEAVEN]

Nope, 22 rifle shot to the head! ;squint:​

Dwayne. That's terrible. :ugh

 

[C6 CRZN]

Getting back to the reason for the post, speed. Try and hold it down on your way home this week so the police don't delay you getting here on time. :bar

 

[jrose7004]

You mean" I've missed you dear, with each shot so far"?

 

[PreacherNutshot]

1. He breaks the law (I blow by the ricer)
2. Is rude to the cops that justifiably pull him over
3. Throws out "my mom is dead" - standard reply to any "Mom" jab so taken with a grain of salt - then gets bent out of shape when someone responds to it? (if you don't want it commented on, don't throw it out in public)

And you guys want to canonize him and crucify me?

 

[Rob]

1. He breaks the law (I blow by the ricer)
2. Is rude to the cops that justifiably pull him over
3. Throws out "my mom is dead" - standard reply to any "Mom" jab so taken with a grain of salt - then gets bent out of shape when someone responds to it? (if you don't want it commented on, don't throw it out in public)

And you guys want to canonize him and crucify me?

It has NOTHING TO DO with canonization, and everything to do with YOU AND EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF THIS WEB SITE FOLLOWING THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND RULES OF CONDUCT.

It is that simple.

On that note, I am closing this thread.