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c4fan

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My brother just recently bought a new Millenium yellow roadster ;worship and was gassing it up somewhere on I-5 when a local yokel proceeded to tell him about the Vette he had just ordered, a special edition twin turbo with just under 2000 hp that does the 1/4 in 4.6.;stupid My brother said the guy seemed serious but you can never tell. Then again I've ran across people just like the yokel. I figured he must of meant he ordered a Honda because according to all the rice burners in my area all you need is a watermelon sized outlet on your muffler and chopped suspension and your there.:L :L
 

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c4fan said:
according to all the rice burners in my area all you need is a watermelon sized outlet on your muffler and chopped suspension and your there.:L :L

Hey dont forget the STICKERS...they're good for 3-4 seconds themselves!!! :D That and the hip hop woofers!

:w
 
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Re: Re: Need A Laugh?

Corvette1984 said:
Hey dont forget the STICKERS...they're good for 3-4 seconds themselves!!! :D That and the hip hop woofers!

:w

hey, my woofers in my truck make it run 4 secs quicker in the 1/4 mile!!! :bu
 

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Poor fellow got ripped off. He should of waited until next week when the triple turbo version comes out with 2500 h.p.:eyerole
Surprised the salesman at the dealership din not tell him about that model
 
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vettepilot

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I'll take your # 0001 GS any day over 2500 HP. Nice... very nice!
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Guys, you forgot about that huge wing on the trunk that stabilizes the vehicle when it exceeds speeds of 300 MPH.:L
 
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dre2013

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Edmond said:
Guys, you forgot about that huge wing on the trunk that stabilizes the vehicle when it exceeds speeds of 300 MPH.:L

while falling off of a cliff! :L
 

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GEEEEEEE....ALL THIS TALK ABOUT TRIPLE TURBOS WITH 2500 HP!!! UP IN NJ I GOT THE BEST DEAL ON ONE!!!!! THEY THRU IN THE LOWER LEVEL TO THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE!!! NOT THE WHOLE BRIDGE JUST THE LOWER LEVEL. YOU HAVE 30 DAYS AND IF I DONT LIKE THE CAR I CAN KEEP THE LOWER LEVEL FREE OF CHARGE!!! NOW, THOSE WOOFERS ON THOSE RICE ROCKETS SHOULD ALWAYS BEING FACING THE REAR OF THE CAR TO PICK UP AN EXTRA 6 SECONDS IN THE QUARTER. ALL THE STICKERS ARE NEEDED TO HOLD THE CAR TOGETHER AT THESE WARP LIKE SPEEDS!! PEOPLE CAN BE A LITTLE OUT THERE SOMETIMES!!!:duh
 

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dre2013 said:
while falling off of a cliff! :L

Well, you accelerate at 9.8 m/s2. I'm guessing that it would take an awful long time to get to 300 MPH on a freefall.;)
 
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Edmond said:
Guys, you forgot about that huge wing on the trunk that stabilizes the vehicle when it exceeds speeds of 300 MPH.:L
This is my wing.......and a prayer!!
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